by MrSidebottom June 26, 2018
John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"
Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
by bronkey mcbronkerson August 18, 2010
by big'ol'simone October 22, 2011
Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.
by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 20, 2010
Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis
by Bronkitis March 23, 2009
When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 27, 2021
1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed
2. very large or oversized fat
2. very large or oversized fat
by hodge April 26, 2005