by joshinatorg January 23, 2009
n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk
John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."
Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"
John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"
Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"
John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"
Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
by BTheWordMaker April 14, 2008
by Matthew Fratstar April 19, 2008
A moment where two (or more) bros discover a commonality or some previously unknown bond. An instance of bro-revelation.
An exemplar of a broment from the movie "Step Brothers":
Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.
Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.
Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.
Dale Doback: What?
Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
Dale Doback: Yep!
Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Dale Doback: Yep!
Dale Doback: On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Velociraptor.
Brennan Huff: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: Good Housekeeping.
Brennan Huff: If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?
Dale Doback, Brennan Huff: John Stamos.
Dale Doback: What?
Brennan Huff: Did we just become best friends?
Dale Doback: Yep!
Brennan Huff: Do you wanna do karate in the garage?
Dale Doback: Yep!
by manonfiredc November 17, 2010
n: A moment of extremely bro-ish behavior, usually involving alcohol and micturition; the state of being overcome with bro-ness
John: Dude, did you piss in my laundry hamper?
Dave: Oh...yeah. Sorry bro, I was pretty wasted last night.
John: It's cool bro; we all have our broments.
Dave: Oh...yeah. Sorry bro, I was pretty wasted last night.
John: It's cool bro; we all have our broments.
by The Bling Dynasty December 13, 2011
(noun) An awkward instance between two heterosexual men who come a little too close for comfort, and for a nanosecond want to have sex with other. Usually followed by red-faced silence, brotherly punches, or light-hearted ribbing about each others mothers. The broment is never referred to again.
Used in California, maybe other places too.
Used in California, maybe other places too.
"OMG, I think my boyfriend just had a broment with the quarterback!"
"No, football players always act that way."
(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."
(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."
"No, football players always act that way."
(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. Maybe I could sexually experiment with him."
(Thinking to himself) "Wow, I wonder if my best friend is still thinking about that broment. I'm gonna kick that gay bomb's ass."
by jenomatic March 10, 2011
guy 1: bro chad and jeff were totally having a broment last night
guy2: yeah they were getting pretty close to each other
guy2: yeah they were getting pretty close to each other
by lifelikeliam April 21, 2020