15 definitions by BTheWordMaker

Top Definition
v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.

Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."
by BTheWordMaker April 07, 2008
n: a text message used in the hopes of setting up a later sexual encounter; a form of booty call; initially suggestive and then highly explicit
Nancy: "Bob said he wants me to 'cum over' and hang out, but no one else is there."

Trish: "Girl, you just got a sext message!"
by BTheWordMaker April 07, 2008
n: Someone who looks extremely different in their FaceBook photos compared to how they look in person.
"What a FaceBook liar! I had no idea she was morbidly obese!"
by BTheWordMaker January 20, 2008
n: a text message which:

1- provides you or another person with "too much information"

2- begs for sexual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically

3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication

4- somehow starts a blood feud between families
"Barbara's man just got out of jail and he is hard up. He's been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants."
by BTheWordMaker January 20, 2008
n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk
John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008
n: cowboy boots with a metal toe

the metal toe enables the redneck abuser to have more impact with less force
"When I got home Lurline didn't have dinner ready. Good thing I was wearing my bitch kickers, so I didn't mess up my pedicure when I was learnin her a lesson!"
by BTheWordMaker January 20, 2008
n: a gay man who looks like he should be a lumber jack; known for facial hair, wearing flannel, and being muscular, but softer around the midsection; highly sexually aggressive, favors orgies, fisting, and body hair, but not growling like bears do
Jack: "Look over there! Is that a bear or a lumber gay?"

John: "Oh he's definitely a lumber gay. Look at the size of his arms! And I think that's an ax over his shoulder."

Jack: "Actually, I just think it's just a big dildo."
by BTheWordMaker April 07, 2008

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