v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit
In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.
Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."
n: a text message used in the hopes of setting up a later sexual encounter; a form of booty call; initially suggestive and then highly explicit
Nancy: "Bob said he wants me to 'cum over' and hang out, but no one else is there."
Trish: "Girl, you just got a sext message!"
n: Someone who looks extremely different in their FaceBook photos compared to how they look in person.
"What a FaceBook liar! I had no idea she was morbidly obese!"
n: a text message which:
1- provides you or another person with "too much information"
2- begs for sexual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically
3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication
4- somehow starts a blood feud between families
"Barbara's man just got out of jail and he is hard up. He's been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants."
n: cowboy boots with a metal toe
the metal toe enables the redneck abuser to have more impact with less force
"When I got home Lurline didn't have dinner ready. Good thing I was wearing my bitch kickers, so I didn't mess up my pedicure when I was learnin her a lesson!"
n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk
John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."
Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"
John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"
Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."
getting murdered by your cab driver
"We should never have put Patsy into that cab by herself. The company name was painted on with spray paint. ... I hope she didn't get bone collected!"