Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

brocolini 

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew

Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

brocolini by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019

Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli

*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!

Broccoli Boi by TodoBaku February 20, 2019

Brociopath 

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).

Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."

Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011

Chicken rice & broccoli 

Steroids. Whenever insert Hollywood celebrity here is asked how he managed to gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 months, he'll always say that it was a lot of "Chicken rice & broccoli."

See also: dat dere celltech

"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."

Chicken rice & broccoli by Max2000 July 10, 2021

broccoli rob 

In computer science, a development manager, who tends to step on computer cables. However, he can also deliver in a tizzy.

The website is down, help us, help us, broccoli rob!

broccoli rob by flareplf May 5, 2016

Broccoli test 

The broccoli test is a test of whether your significant other is in tune with you. If you and your SO are at opposite ends of the produce department at a grocery store, and you decide that you want broccoli, you should be able to communicate that to your SO without yelling across the store.

Henry and Loretta would pass the broccoli test easily: they always know what the other is thinking.

Broccoli test by Henry Z. January 3, 2009