broadsided 

to be slapped in the face by a large penis

I will broadside that bitch with my cock.

broadsided by UNABOMBER September 12, 2004

broadsided 

When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.

"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."

broadsided by MassSuffering September 13, 2011

Broadsided 

To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.

I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.

Broadsided by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004

broad-minded 

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.

Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.

broad-minded by QuacksO March 14, 2023

Broadsided 

When you are in bed with your partner and they roll on their side and fart in your direction.

For fuck’s sake Dave, you broadsided me.

Broadsided by Diseased Jackass August 5, 2023

Broadsided.

When a man is bamboozled or fooled by a female and he doesn't realize her devious ways until it is too late it can truly be said that he had been "Broadsided"

Fred was truly Broadsided... he was innocent and thought he had finally met a nice girl. Until one day she up and left him along with the money in his bank account and a few nice rolex watches that he thought he had hidden away safely. That Broad really Broadsided him.

Broadsided. by RJ Miller September 27, 2023