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1. broadsided
to be slapped in the face by a large penis
I will broadside that bitch with my cock.
by UNABOMBER Sep 12, 2004 add a video
2. broadsided
When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.
"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."
3. Broadsided
To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.
I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.
by Penumbra7 Sep 15, 2004 add a video
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