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1.
to be slapped in the face by a large penis
I will broadside that bitch with my cock.
by UNABOMBER September 12, 2004
 
2.
When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.
"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."
by MassSuffering September 13, 2011
 
3.
To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.
I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.
by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004