birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

birmingham girling by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

Binghamton 

A depressed city in the Southern Tier of NY surrounded by rolling hills about half as high as the Catskill mountains. Technically within the boundary of Appalachia as drawn by the federal government, and it shows, both geographically, culturally and economically. Has a weird 50s Americana vibe with antique wooden carousels in the parks and cubical houses with pyramidal roofs that look like the ones in cartoons and children's books.

Home to a well-respected university full of city people and Long Islanders who freak out because they can see stars and can't hop on a subway. Most people who tell you about Binghamton have only been there for a few years as a student and barely left the campus, so they think it's a truck stop. You can vex these people by quizzing them on where the nearest beach or waterfall can be found.

You can recognize Binghamton natives by asking them to pronounce "crayon." They say "CRANNNN."

Binghamton by Stabby Smurf October 20, 2015

binghamton suny student 

Typically a pretentious spoiled brat from Long Island who looks down on the working local population, even though they are 100% supported by their parents while they attend a state school which is subsidized by the same blue collar workers they frequently insult.

Hey, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the St. Patrick's Day parade and some Binghamton Suny Student puked on her.

binghamton suny student by nospellgood January 21, 2018

Birmingham, MI 

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.

Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"

Birmingham, MI by Princess_Marie April 5, 2011

Birmingham Telephone Call 

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.

No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.

Birmingham Telephone Call by Antonymous1234143 April 10, 2010

Binghamten 

The phenomena that occurs when one might be a 4 in Miami, but in Binghamton, they are a 10

I got married right after I came home from college, I knocked up the first Binghamten I could grab.

Binghamten by DJToby607 June 8, 2021

Binghamton 

Imagine Hell, then make it cold

Binghamton by Anonymous July 26, 2003