jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 12, 2006

Brick Shit House

You use the term "brick shit house" to describe someone who is hideous looking. Usually this person has a disproportionate figure, uber short legs, or is just super fat.

Person A: "Do you see that huge ass person over there?"
Person Z: "Yeah, that bitch is build like a brick shit house."

by qwerpoiu November 19, 2009

brick shit house

A big red brick house with doors that have no staircases to go down. With a ghetto rock driveway and a flat roof. Looks like a Giant outhouse.

I was looking to move on Lawler but when I saw the place was a brick shit house I chose to stay in my apartment.

by kathleen182 June 3, 2005

Industructible brick shit house

Chuck Norris

Therapist: "Okay Billy, i want you to say the first thing that comes to mind when i say a word

Billy: "Okay"

Therapist: "apple"

Billy: "red

Therapist: " Industructible brick shit house"

Billy: "CHUCK NORRIS"

by jacknotblackbutwhite November 28, 2009

built like a brick shit house

Someone who is very muscley or built like a body builder.
Also related to "stacked" and "ripped".

Thats dudes huge! He's built like a brick shit house!

by Fun Time Frankie October 19, 2006

built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" or built like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 March 25, 2007