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breastmerize 

When a man can not think, speak or listen due to being overly enamored with a women's breasts.

If you see a chick with great boobs you say "damn that babe has got me breastmerized"

He was so "breastmerized" he didn't hear a word I was saying.

My new dress "breastmerizes" every guy I see.
breastmerize by Brittni Lincoln April 29, 2008

breastfeed

a baby that gets milk from the breasts of the mother
one damn lucky baby! I have to PAY for that attention!
breastfeed by animedude April 10, 2004

Generation breastfeeding 

A mom who walks in on her son sucking on his girlfriends nipples. Possibly the most awkward moment in her son's young life.
I heard last friday you got caught generation breastfeeding...you are fucked bro
Generation breastfeeding by tncarch December 15, 2014

Breastfeeding Butter 

Someone who claims to support breastfeeding, BUT really doesn't.

Ain't no buts about it when you claim to support breastfeeding.
Breastfeeding Butter "I support breastfeeding, but only if you use a cover."

Nigerian Breastfeeder 

a person who sucks the life out of you. One who depletes everything from you
You know how she is, she's exhausting. She's a Nigerian breastfeeder

Breastfeeding Nazi 

A breastfeeding mother who condemns bottle feeders in a preachy way.
Most of the Moms at the La Leche League meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding Nazis.
Breastfeeding Nazi by Misanthropic October 13, 2005