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brashit  

Commonly known as brawsh. An urban term for an assyrian gangster, who be doin that big boy shit. Does the "looks cool." Steals broken chains from kids and glues them back together. Got a blowj wudddup brawssh. Drives a camborghini. Is frends with matt abdeesh a legend in pitman high for making smart remarks towards fat ppl, ugly ppl, slow ppl, cheap car ppl, and takes a blowdryer to skool.
yo brawsh wut are you doing. Brashit taa beta.
brashit by bryan adari December 17, 2007
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Branshitty 

Branchshitty is a poor teacher at Brentsville District High School who hates every student who’s opinion differs from his own. He fails students regularly because he doesn’t agree with them.
Man, did you get Branshitty?
Branshitty failed me because I don’t agree with his opinions.
Branshitty by 11234235323 March 21, 2020
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A dull person, never achieve anything in his missions,forges certificates, pretends to attain or acquire certain level of education but in real fact not.
Person 1: Hello Bashite please provide us your CV please!
Bashite : Yeah you know the war against drug dealers is very challenging
Bashite by DiggBigg March 16, 2018
Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
Barshit by cattybeav June 11, 2011

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom
"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"

brushitting 

the act of brushing your teeth while taking a shit on the can. it is a great way to multi-task for you not only save time by brushing your teeth and crapping, but you can also spit the backwash of your tooth paste and water into the the toilet once you are done then flush it down all together which makes a lovely mint brown swirl known as the "sewage rainbow"
phone conversation
"Dude come on we gotta go hurry up im waiting outside"

"Hold on man let me finish brushitting, im almost done ill be out in a second"
brushitting by teagle March 7, 2010
Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.
That's bragshit.
bragshit by Jekko212 September 2, 2010
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