white brazillian 

varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.

if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian

white brazillian by meltedcereal August 7, 2012

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

Brazillian Clam Slap 

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.

When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

Brazillian Clam Slap by Sexpo Hub March 12, 2010

Brilliong 

Something that is both brilliant and wrong. Usually used to describe jokes

A joke that is brilliong: How do you get 100 babies in a bath - blender. How do you get them out again - Doritos.

Brilliong by Reodude February 23, 2013

bazillion 

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.

I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20

bazillion by mchannah February 7, 2009

Brazilliant

A simple but sensational blend of two words (Brazil and Brilliant), used to express extreme delight without using tired words like awesome, cool, excellent, and sweet. It also incorporates one of the worlds most exotic nationalities causing you to think of beautiful women, sunny beaches and world class soccer. As an added bonus it's fun to say.

Surfer Dude #1: Man check out that babe! Is she hot or what?!
Surfer Dude #2: Brazilliant Dude! 100% Brazilliant!

Brazilliant by Flatkins April 28, 2009

Brazillian Beatdown 

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.

The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.

Brazillian Beatdown by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010