After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.
"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed
for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy
(a massive overdose
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse
-being raised by fundie
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant
. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology
(assuming the editors have accepted it).
The general result is retard
ation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundie
s or other cult
s. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult
because many of them view seizures as divine posses...
A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.
Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song