21 definitions by Fgyjt
Shuichi: Angie, why are you the ULTIMATE ARTIST.
Angie: Because Atua teached me how to draw!~
Shuichi: Based.
Kokichi: *Fucking DIes
Angie: Because Atua teached me how to draw!~
Shuichi: Based.
Kokichi: *Fucking DIes
by Fgyjt April 27, 2023
Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced.
You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.
Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?
Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.
It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.
But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?
OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!
...
She offers you hear hand.
You accept.
You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.
You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.
Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.
You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.
That woman was a ENFP.
That is ENFP magic for you.
You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.
Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?
Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.
It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.
But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?
OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!
...
She offers you hear hand.
You accept.
You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.
You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.
Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.
You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.
That woman was a ENFP.
That is ENFP magic for you.
You: "I meet with this really cute girl, but she is kind of childish."
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
by Fgyjt May 5, 2023
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.
B: You're getting better all the time.
A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?
B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
B: You're getting better all the time.
A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?
B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
1: Chinese Spyware used by the CCP on everybody.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.
by Fgyjt May 5, 2023
Something a lot of people do not undestand and are very scared of.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
Contrary to what you may have learned from Anime or Porn. Women in real life does not have big breasts nor asses, and that is ok. They will not automatically aproach you with romantic nor sexual interest, and that is ok. Just undestand that like men, every single women has a diferent desire or taste for love. Of course, some things are more general like others, like been clean, correctly shaved or have a good bear,use of deodorant and cologne, and been well dressed.
Like you, women have physical and psychological limits. Maybe someones can deepthroat and others not (and that is ok), maybe someones are grossed by a particular position and other loved it.
And of course, they all have a variety of body forms: Some are big, some are small, some are flat and some are fat. (And that is ok)
One last important thing: DO NOT think about women like porn-tags: If some girl is more active and tomboys that others, them she is like that and period. If a girl is very big and strong like a amazon, them she is like that and period. And of course, like every single other healthy human been, they love to be loved.
"To Court a Real Life Women"
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
~By Fgyjt
"Gently grab and carry her (or let her grab you if she is bigger and stronger that you) and carry her to a soft surface, preferable a bed"
"Carefully lay her down on the surface and get on top of her without pressing any of her muscles"
"Hugs and kisses"
"Foreplay is king"
"Communication"
"Use protection"
"After sex, always cuddles."
by Fgyjt June 5, 2023
A really good game from 2009 for the Wii, the first game made by Platinum games (the guys that made Metal Gear Rising MGS) that should port to Switch RIGHT NOW!
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
(But still can totally play it on Dolphin)
It's a mad mad world and you're caugt in the game
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
You put your life on the line, i put a hole in your brain.
Yeah the rules are all mines, it may make you insane.
In this mad mad world is where you remain.
MadWorld
by Fgyjt March 8, 2022
1. Child Murderes
2. Baby Murderes
3. Psychopaths that dehumanice fetus to excuse their barbaric behaviour
2. Baby Murderes
3. Psychopaths that dehumanice fetus to excuse their barbaric behaviour
1. I am a orphan and i have a slightly struggle in my life.
Good think you did not encountered the Pro Choice child murderes.
2. Stacy is going to abort Chad's baby.
omg i didn't know she was a baby murderer.
3. Aparently, my baby who is still in my belly has a small physical problem.
Ooooops. It seems like is already a waste of time, you should dismember it and crush its skull!
wtf is wrong with you.
Good think you did not encountered the Pro Choice child murderes.
2. Stacy is going to abort Chad's baby.
omg i didn't know she was a baby murderer.
3. Aparently, my baby who is still in my belly has a small physical problem.
Ooooops. It seems like is already a waste of time, you should dismember it and crush its skull!
wtf is wrong with you.
by Fgyjt April 19, 2023