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juice box 

Synonymous with pussy, cunt, box, twat, or vagina.
Man, dawg, I want to eat her juice box.
juice box by bodhicide June 12, 2005

Moishy, Drink your juice box! 

1. Shut up and be quiet, you're an embarassment.
A. Do I look fat in this shirt?
A. No really I think I look fat in it.
A. Guys, do you think I should change?

B. Moishy, Drink your juice box.

Juice Box 

Just another way to describe a girls pussy
Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Juice Box by SlopNChop August 20, 2018

juice box syndrome 

the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.
I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.

Romanian Juice Box

A beautiful Romanian woman gets on all fours, and one fills a condom with liquor (traditionally tzuika, or vodka), pinches the end, and inserts the open end of the condom into her rectum squeezing the liquor into her cavity. the inserting party then pulls the empty condom out and the beautiful Romanian woman clenches her sphincter, keeping the liquor in. as she clenches, they rub the clitoris passionately as they insert a plastic straw into the rectum, and proceeds to drink the liquor out of her rectum.

(I was taught to preform this act by a beautiful Romanian woman while on vacation in Germany after college. It was okay.)
i am hungover, because my beautiful Romanian partner suggested i drink tzuika (the national drink of Romania) out of her ass with a straw. i threw up, but it was worth it, since she loves a good old Romanian Juice Box.
Romanian Juice Box by AlexKay245 September 17, 2019