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gayer than a box of birds 

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree
Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else
There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

Bird Box 

The art of avoiding eye contact or using something to block your vision to prevent seeing someone or something that will cause you to become trapped for a long time preventing you from continuing with your task or limitations.
I saw an old high school classmate and I had to bird box them so I wasn't trapped into a "How have you been?" convo.

I saw a sale at the store, but I only have enough to pay my bills this check. So I totally bird boxed past it or I'd be broke.
Bird Box by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018

bird box challenge 

The act of imitating the movie Bird Box, and challenging yourself to complete an otherwise innocuous or petty task while blindfolded.
Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.

Assisted Bird Box 

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm
Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box
Assisted Bird Box by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Bird Box Challenge 

The actual Bird Box Challenge is from a music video by Prodigy uploaded in 2012. Netflix (probably) copied it.
youtu.be/XQEBzauVIlA
I challenge you to do the Bird Box Challenge.
Bird Box Challenge by sudonym1 March 5, 2019