bow dick Share definition Flag A name for a penis which has an exaggerated cruve or "bow". Can be used as an offensive term. To offened you could say James you Bow Dick. You can of course substitute Dick for Penis or any other name for the trouser trout. bow dick by Y TAK September 13, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the bow dick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch