male bovine fecal material 

A clean technical way of sayingy "bullshit" when in mixed company.

He told the press that he only wanted the crowd to march to the Capital, not takeover the Capital, by revolting. Yeah right! That sounds like his usual "male bovine fecal material"! He's full of it!

male bovine fecal material by talk2me-JCH2 January 12, 2021

bovine feces 

A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!

bovine feces by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014

Bovine Fecal Material 

Bovine = of or relating to cattle
fecal material = feces (poo)

BULL SHIT!!!

this is bovine fecal material!!!

Bovine Fecal Material by the god of bio will smite you! January 21, 2010

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound 

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound by Telephony April 12, 2015

boriness 

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

boriness by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

King Bovinus XII 

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.

King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?

King Bovinus XII by The Rustler March 20, 2017

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006