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Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi January 29, 2006