A cute little girl to w’et your…err, um… appetite (derived from the French term of the same name meaning: a small appetizer as served, usually without a charge, in a restaurant)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
The act of shafting a group of people (usually cowards) whilst believing to have a "one-up" against you. Usually done against dweebs that lived a privileged childhood, went to private school, show high levels of ignorance and take part in casual racism. These entitled cowards will do the fastest runner when confronted with challenging situations. Or become full on passive-aggressive to tell themselves they’ve “won the argument”.
All whilst having no knowledge how the world actually works outside the decorated cage they were raised in.
I.e. No street-knowledge Whatsoever.
This is when the bum-brushing commences.
Fake Blonde Girl: Omg no way?!?! What happened
Dweeb 1: Nearly got sacked from my job and had to change work place.
Dweeb 2: I’m deeply offended, had to delete my LinkedIn and change my phone number 3 times.
Dweeb 3: mate someone sent parcels of shit & prostitutes to my house.
Dweeb 4: I’ve spent over £1000 on tinder gold to end up with an ugly girlfriend.
Dweeb 4: We’ve all been Bum-brushed lads. Let’s all cry into bowl and pass it around.
A sweet beautiful loving girl. The kindest at heart, and the most giving. She can be sweet but just as bitchy, a little cocky but hey thats okay.. You can trust her with anything and she wouldn't tell a soul. And when she loves, she loves hard, so keep her close.
A: Hey is that a Boushra??
B: Dude you gotta go talk to her!