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pigeon poop boutonniere 

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

Boutonniere 

French for "Booty is near"
Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.

Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
Boutonniere by Vronsky November 22, 2010

Bourbonnais

The greatest crappy town in Illinois. The only thing there is to do in town is either smoke a bowl or roll your ass off.
I need some drugs, so i'm going to Bourbonnais.
Bourbonnais by king of toast March 23, 2009

Rib Boubonne

-noun
A modern slang term coined in Essex. Appearing French in origin it is actually a witty play on the words "rib, "boob" and "on".

1. When the breast of a slim (to thin) girl rests on a hint of rib.
2. Also pronounced (when misunderstood); Boob-on-rib;
When a slim girl has an attractive contrast between the breast and the ribcage.
"Thanks for the bill, and might I mention, that is some fine rib boubonne you have."

"I live for rib boubonne."
Rib Boubonne by Alex S. J. Cox August 15, 2008

Uncle Bourbone 

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.
Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

boutonniere 

The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.
The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.
boutonniere by Maxsparrow September 28, 2005