bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 29, 2008

bottled water

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

by alilhappything June 28, 2006

Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

by Ryguy Whits September 26, 2004

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy January 4, 2016

bottling water

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

Russian Bottled Water

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021