bottling water 

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

bottling water by ThePuddin January 11, 2009

water bottling 

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

water bottling by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

Water Bottling 

A sex act involving at least 2 participants, one equipped with some kind of ejaculatory penetrative device. One person is administered an enema using at least 1 water bottles worth of fluid, after which they hold the contents in their anal tract while being penetrated. After the latter participant ejaculates, the former is filmed (either by one of the previous two participants or by another person) shitting the contents of the water bottle, the cum, and their own feces into the mouth of the latter, who poses with the initial bottle. The footage is then sent over all possible platforms to the manufacturer of said bottle.

Roger: Whoa man, did you see that video of Peggy and Josh water bottling the other night?
Ali: Yea bro, I heard Ozarka sponsored them after seeing it and they're shooting porno site specific adds for them now, mad crazy

Water Bottling by DJ Bepis October 14, 2020