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Boxwhore 

1. Common noun:

Older women who are morbidly obese, have square faces and large, square bodies.

They frequently ambulate at a very slow pace and gather in large clusters, obstructing the passage of faster, younger, healthier members of the same species who are vying for deliverance from behind these herds of buffalo.
I was late for the Code Blue in the hospital because the damn box-whores were herding around the See's Chocolates at the blood drive.
Boxwhore by J-Meister December 1, 2003
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A Person who is so excited to add any and every book to their existing library, they exhibit psychotic rants of scoping out books wherever they are, then posting it on social networks!
I just found all these cool books in some lobby that are just right for my collection! I feel like a total BOOKWHORE!
BOOKWHORE by Cathk March 26, 2011
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Biowhore 

A female premed biology major at a competitive university. Known for taking needlessly detailed and irrelevant notes, studying for hours on end (often focusing on minute details) and complaining non-stop in their neverending quest for an A. Usually of no higher than average intelligence, yet determined to make it to med school. Can be heard discussing schoolwork at all times of the day. Will get completely trashed following a test and hook up with anything that moves.
Average Student: Want to go party Friday night?
Biowhore: NO!!! Don't you know there's an organic chemistry test in two weeks?

Dude 1: We've got to go out tonight, after that killer orgo test this week the biowhores will be all over us!
Dude 2: Oh yeah, I'm getting me a biowhore!
Biowhore by dspwu December 19, 2008

boywhore 

A boy that hasn't reached full state of man-whore. A boy that likes making out with multiple girls (especially while under the influence).
"Matthew Scott is such a boywhore"
boywhore by boywhoresfriend April 13, 2009

Browhore 

A straight male who establishes a bromantic relationship with as many of his male friends as possible.
"Dude, Bryan starts a new bromance everyday. He is becoming a real browhore."
Browhore by gravel mouth August 24, 2009

Biowhore 

A woman who gives birth to children but is not a good mother to them. She usually cheated on her husband, causing a divorce & uprooting her kids. She cries only for herself & is very selfish. She looks & acts trashy but thinks herself to be sophisticated. She also isn't very intelligent, but again thinks she is. She has drastic mood swings & usually a psychiatric history that she keeps hidden from her boyfriends. She displays either bipolar, narcissistic or borderline tendencies and craves attention. She does not care for her kids as a mother should & is more concerned with her men, career, etc. She has brief moments of reality when confronted when she feels remorse (for herself only) but quickly goes back to her self-destructive ways. She exposes her children to bad men telling the kids to trust them and frequently puts the kids in situations where they get hurt (both physically & emotionally). She may or may not have a history of child services investigating her for allegations of neglect or abuse. Sometimes the kids have people that care about them (a good father, stepmum, friend or grandparent) but in any case the biological mother is not worthy of the title. She gave birth but is not a mother. Therefore she is deemed: biowhore
"She shouldn't have those kids. They would be better of with a family member. And that guy she's with! What a biowhore"
"She slept with her friend's husband?! Doesn't surprise me. No wonder her husband left her - serves her right. I know she doesn't even brush her kids hair. I hate biowhores like her!"
Biowhore by Rolanda April 6, 2008

browhore 

Only found in Brotown (london, ontario) A Browhore is someone who sleeps around with the local "bros". They are often found to do many drugs and have poor judgement.
"Oh look at the lovely lady over there sir!"
"Nah, you don't want anything to do with her."
"Why is that?"
"Cause shes a Browhore!"
"Oh, I see."
browhore by gypsie tear May 28, 2008