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brorometer 

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.
Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
brorometer by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

Bopometer 

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular
"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

off the brorometer 

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
off the brorometer by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

bogometer 

A notional instrument for measuring bogosity[. Compare the [Troll-O-Meter and the ‘wankometer’ described in the wank entry; see also bogus.
A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.

brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is
dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!
brodometer by daniel March 26, 2005

bloogometer 

a device to measure human gasseous out put-- similar to the stankometer which determines the foulness of the gasseous out put
by placing the devise in to the anal passage and switching it on -- a red glow will appear but the louder the gass out put the deeper the color will become
bloogometer by AL MAHDI October 12, 2003