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brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is
dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!
brodometer by daniel March 26, 2005
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brorometer 

How intense a bromance is between two straight males.
Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
brorometer by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009

bogometer 

Noun: Imaginary device used to measure the bogosity of a piece of information or information container.
That speech by the president pegged my bogometer.

Dude, my bogometer's in the red, I don't believe a word of it!
bogometer by Snullbug December 1, 2004

brometer 

a brometer is a measuring device used to gauge the level of one's "bro-ness"
Damn bro, your brometer must be off the charts!
brometer by Yaegerbro June 13, 2011

Bopometer 

A device that uses the latest dick-sucking technology to compile an analyzed composition of various reviews of bopular related interactions of a female, usually taken from corresponding males twitter accounts. #theartofbeingbopular
"I wasn't sure if I was gonna take Keyasha out for dinner, but then I saw her Bopometer stats were off the chart, so that bitch got mah dick for dessert".

off the brorometer 

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
off the brorometer by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.
That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.
Braometer by Cold Boobs February 18, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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