bongoed

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!

by Zo0 August 21, 2006

Bongo

Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.

by BongoMaster4 July 4, 2020

bongo

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

by Team Bongo July 29, 2004

Bongos

The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.

Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!

by BigJ25! July 3, 2009

Bongos

A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.

"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".

butt buttocks rear ass caboose bottom tail

by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

bongo

xxx video or magazine porn

hurry the fuck up with my bongo vidz asshole

by dr stonk August 25, 2003

Bongo

The confirmation of any said act, failure to complete act will result in a punch in any location. Can't bongo bitches; can't beat girls.

"I'm gonna eat a kilogram of icing!"
"Bongo"
"Well fuck"
(He must do said event to avoid punch)

by Bongoshop November 15, 2013