bong a dong

The process of giving someone a blow job. Giving head. Sucking dick.

hey, that girl over there is really hot. Yeah, and she sure knows how to bong a dong.

by Kristoe & LC December 21, 2005

bong dong

When you can't get hard because you are so high. Analogous to whiskey dick, but through the use of marijuana.

"Dude that chick was blowing me last night, but too bad I had bong dong."
"Man, that sucks. She was hot too."

by 24Ebok8 May 10, 2009

Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.

Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!

by GayBlaine October 7, 2014

Bong-Dong

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.

"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."

by OsirusR November 11, 2009

bing bong ching chong ding dong

It's what hoomuns call Asians and its a dick

#1. American" bing bong ching chong ding dong."
Asian: "Fuck off"
#2.

by Braxton Stewart February 16, 2018

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014