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v. to be a lonely male with a boner, especially one that needs immediate attention. More than likely will be taken care of by Ms. Palm and her 5 little nieces.
I am feeling so bonely tonight that I will be pulling my pud as soon as I make it to my car.
by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful emotions. Much like the word bootilicious.
Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti and Dahl!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!
by wordmaker2005 February 18, 2005
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The feeling of sexual deprivation, without any sense of emotional loneliness.
"Man its been like 6 months, I'm getting pretty bonely over here.."
by Rushingjs August 13, 2008
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A plaintive state of arousal that cannot be satiated because of a distinct sense of loneliness.
"Ever since me and my girlfriend broke up seven months ago, i've been so bonely"
by Alec Sutherland July 23, 2006
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.
Mommy! I'm feelin so bonely!!!!
by wordmaker2005 February 17, 2005
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A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is perfect, as it is the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.
Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti, Dahl and a side of aloo Gobi!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!
by wordmaker2005 February 19, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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