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sticky outy bone 

noun: the bone that sticks out on your ankle.
*smacks ankle on chair* OUCH! MY STICKY OUTY BONE!!

Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) 

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

benestick 

A walking stick, crutch or other mobility aid used by an individual for the purpose of faking a disability to claim a social security benefit.

Composite of two words 'benefit' and 'stick' pronounced 'beneestik'
Look at that bloke running for the bus with his benestick under his arm. I bet he can hardly walk when he goes for his disability allowance review...
benestick by leftcase October 14, 2006

Boneslicker 

When dick has boner and is licked. Something like a BLOWJOB.....YEAH
Did That girl Jacklyn Jakupson boneslicker Roy Bagdat
Boneslicker by Roy Bagdat November 5, 2003

bonetickler 

a pleasure hole, vagina, asshole, mouth or even a glory hole.
that bonetickler gave me herpes.
bonetickler by bonetickler September 1, 2010

Bonestock 

Something indescribably good like scratching tour awhile when it really itches.
Wow that scratch and sniff was bonestock!
Bonestock by Ooaa June 18, 2018