bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.

Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."

bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

bonerexic 

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

BONAR 

The ability to detect the presence of babes- especially in cyberspace- without actual sight of them, popularly attributed to a sensory organ within the penis. BONAR- BO(ner) N(avigation) A(nd) R(anging).

She didn't have a profile pic up, Dude... but I was like totally picking her up on BONAR right away.

BONAR by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

Bonage 

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

Bonage by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

bonerection 

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

bonerection by jizzle February 4, 2004