jizzle's definitions

Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake

I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

Djo-Akim

Djo-Akim is the Egyptianized name of the (in)famous pin king of Ghent Joachim aka Notorious E.A.T. aka Mr. White Chocolate

Djo-Akim: Phara-Oh!
Lean Back on the desk, so I can touch your chest

by Jizzle November 1, 2004

glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

by Jizzle March 18, 2003

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Navid

Not avid.

Im a navid urban dictionary browser.

by jizzle October 27, 2003

realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair

Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003