jizzle's definitions

unhappienate

See happienate. It's the opposite.

I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious plan to unhappienate her - I killed John. With a butcher's knife. In the ass. I bet it hurt.

I think by smashing my train to pieces, I may have unhappienated it a little.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

glass-bottom boat

Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

After dinner my partner treated me to a glass bottom boat ride.

by Jizzle March 18, 2003

happienate

1. To make someone happy
2. To make someone happier than his or her present condition, though not necessarily completely happy
3. To amelioriate something, to improve something

See antonym unhappienate

John was sad, but he was happienated by fucking Mary.

I saw that Joe was down in the dumps so I bought him some pot to happienate him.

My car was broken, but I happienated it by fixing the carburator.

by Jizzle January 12, 2005

Mint Jelly

1. An object/event/action that is favorable to the speaker. Sometimes referred to as money in the bank, money, or heat in the street.
2. A phrase used to express extreme satisfaction.

1. Yo, that race was lamb shank with mint jelly.
2. Rice busting is mint jelly, it's a great way to spend a wednesday night.

by Jizzle March 16, 2005

brain helmet

kippah, a skullcap worn by religious Jews to represent closeness with God

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. retarded and ignorant) Southerners seeing a non-WASP for the first time

(In a southern accent:) wut's thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

Hey, where're your horns at, anyway?

by Jizzle May 23, 2006

Heavycake

A small pink circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. see piss cake

I pizzled as hard as I could, but couldn't flip that heavy cake

by Jizzle August 30, 2003