Bolta Hai

1.

Jack: Dude, my mom just died.
Tom: This is a Bolta Hai Situation.
Jack: Are you high again?

2.
Dave: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
Susie: Bolta Hai Situation!

3.
Cop 1: What's the situation over there!?
Cop 2: Bolta Hai!