A measure of how frequently one defecates. One Balsonaro is one poop per two days, as Balsonaro himself suggested.
by seasbass November 15, 2020
by Yezek April 28, 2020
Jair Messias Bolsonaro is a Brazilian politician, ex-military. Known for being "the only right-wing parliamentary" since Enéas Carneiro. Also known as "Mito" (myth, in english) by his social media followers, because of his hard answers to proposals from the socialists and communists rival parties, and some times because of his reactions to questions from left-wing journalists and SJWs.
He is often the target of accusations of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, nazism, fascism, misogyny, etc. He is being frequently compared to Donald Trump since 2016, especially when it comes to being a victim of fake news from the major media portals and TV channels.
Since 2015 he has been a pre-candidate for the 2018 brazilian major elections.
He is often the target of accusations of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, nazism, fascism, misogyny, etc. He is being frequently compared to Donald Trump since 2016, especially when it comes to being a victim of fake news from the major media portals and TV channels.
Since 2015 he has been a pre-candidate for the 2018 brazilian major elections.
What, another dead cop? He was firing his pistol back at the criminals but they had an 7.62 rifle? Oh, that shit gotta end bro, #Bolsonaro2018
by gamk March 9, 2018
The surname of a family of (mainly) politicians in Brazil. People usually use this lone term to refer to deputy "Jair Messias Bolsonaro", a pre-candidate (at the moment) to Brazil's 2018 elections. The deputy became a beloved symbol of the brazilian right-wing movement, fighting against the so called "Gay kits", booklets inciting homossexuality made by Brazil's ruling left-wing government for 6 - 7 year-olds. Constantly a victim of slander, Bolsonaro is usually called a fascist, Neo-nazi, racist, homophobe, xenophobe, misogynistic etc. by the people brainwashed by the media. Conservatives usually call him an "oppressor", to taunt the leftists. Also radically against the Human Rights in Brazil, that only assist criminals.
May also be used to refer to one of his sons (with the same surname), like Eduardo Bolsonaro, another belover right-wing figure.
"É só você não roubar, não estuprar, não praticar latrocínio que você não vai 'pra' lá, porra! Acabou! Acabou!"
(Just don't steal, don't rape, don't rob and you won't be sent there (jail), goddammit! Period! Period!)
– Jair Messias Bolsonaro (to reporters defending the human rights)
Created lots of slogans like: "Direitos humanos para humanos direitos" (a play on words, meaning "Human rights for right/honest humans" and "Brasil acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos" (Brazil above everything, God above all)
May also be used to refer to one of his sons (with the same surname), like Eduardo Bolsonaro, another belover right-wing figure.
"É só você não roubar, não estuprar, não praticar latrocínio que você não vai 'pra' lá, porra! Acabou! Acabou!"
(Just don't steal, don't rape, don't rob and you won't be sent there (jail), goddammit! Period! Period!)
– Jair Messias Bolsonaro (to reporters defending the human rights)
Created lots of slogans like: "Direitos humanos para humanos direitos" (a play on words, meaning "Human rights for right/honest humans" and "Brasil acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos" (Brazil above everything, God above all)
by habensiegehört February 16, 2018
by MatMannn_ November 8, 2022
To pretend to be sick in order to avoid a task, especially when it involves dealing with someone who will expose you as the lying, hate-mongering, incompetent fraud that you are.
Jimmy is thinking about calling in sick on the day of his annual performance review. He wants to pull a bolsonaro on his boss.
If you had your ass kick on a political debate, you may test positive for coronavirus so as to bolsonaro the next one.
If you had your ass kick on a political debate, you may test positive for coronavirus so as to bolsonaro the next one.
by Mr Lexikon October 2, 2020