Boian 

It's like a Jooze or a Four Loco - an energy drink mixed with bottom of the barrel malt liquor. It's fun at first, but then you either just get exhausted and pass out with your shoes on, resulting in a massive number of genitalia doodles on your face, or you blackout almost immediately and end up having one of the craziest nights of your life.

Tom: I opted for a couple Boians last night instead of the Keystone...boy was that a bad choice. I ended up in a stable with my pants off.

Alex: After drinking all that Boian yesterday, I ended up on a 4 mile walk home and tried to invite these waitresses at a diner to a 4th of July Party. Boy, was that was embarrassing.

Boian by Roc City Hustle July 14, 2010

briansauce

also known as the sauce of a brian, it is the rare but highly desired sauce from the generous individual that serves fun food.

i totally just briansauced my pants when i ate that sandwich

briansauce by bourbon on the rocks July 20, 2009

brianstorm 

When a dyslexic or a group of dyslexics attempts to create solutions to a problem by spontaneously suggesting ideas.

"Why is Professor Turner writing down his favourite Arctic Monkey songs on the board?"
"No, he's trying to write brainstorm, let's see if he notices."
"Brianstorm is a great song, though."
"Aye, it is mate."
"Are we pirates now?"
"Aye."
"This all seems unnecessary."
"Arrr, I'm just brianstorming."
"It's just a bit confusing in the context of a urban dictionary definition. Also, someone needs to fix that fourth wall."
"Let's add that to the list."
"This is stupid now."

brianstorm by YAAAAAAS June 23, 2014

briansouter 

(noun)
1. A person who has renounced any normal human existence in order to spend all their time on-line.
2. A person who can only function on the internet. A person who's only place in "society" exists in said virtual world.
3. Someone totally unable to function without the aid of the internet, in that they justify their own views by locating only websites supporting these views.
4. A cyberhuman.

No one has seen Steven in at least five months. I wonder if he has turned into a briansouter? God, I hope not!

briansouter by Harrison Greeley III June 25, 2006

Brians mom 

The best sex you will ever have

Sex was like Brians mom was great last night

Brians mom by ffss March 12, 2009

Briansens Disease 

When a close friend of yours leaves all of his close friends for his new girlfriend, and practically falls off the face of the earth so he can be with her every waking moment. This is the act of being "pussy whipped"

Joe, I know Mary is a cool girl, but make sure you don't catch Briansens disease

Briansens Disease by broxkiller November 17, 2009

brianstellskinnie 

coolest mutual i have and is so pogchamp🙁

brianstellskinnie is the best person to ever exist and has an amazing discord server‼️‼️

brianstellskinnie by dnfowo/bunny/eugene July 20, 2021