guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
(noun)
1. A person who has renounced any normal human existence in order to spend all their time on-line.
2. A person who can only function on the internet. A person who's only place in "society" exists in said virtual world.
3. Someone totally unable to function without the aid of the internet, in that they justify their own views by locating only websites supporting these views.
4. A cyberhuman.
No one has seen Steven in at least five months. I wonder if he has turned into a briansouter? God, I hope not!
1) A type of grainy substance made from milled flour. The production of bransauce is a laborious endeavour, as the right consistency must be achieved. To make bransauce, one must obtain flour of the highest quality, ensuring the plants are fertilized with the tears of yellow bellied elves and sung to in baritone. Once milled and processed, the bran must be beaten until it can be inhaled, fed to llamas who are subsequently burned, the ashes of which are mixed with gold dust. Good on tater tots.
Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..