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Bodgit and Scarper 

A quick and dirty fix where the fixer doesn't stay around to watch it break again
Asked them to fix my light - nothing like bodgit and scarper - the bloody thing's broke again after two days!

Bodgitated 

When something is wrong, screwed up, or made a mess of.

Derived from the word "Bodge" or "Bodge it up" meaning to make a mess of things.

Person 1 : Hey! That shelf isn't straight!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's right.. its well bodgitated..
Person 3 : Don't blame me! The drill was faulty!

or

Person 1 : Right Team, we'll charge at them and they'll be so scared they'll crap themsleves and run!
Person 2 : Man, your a dickhead. That plan will never work... It's just bodgitated...
Bodgitated by DiscoAndy January 13, 2008

Bodgitting 

Fritter away time by doing dodgy DIY and general handyman type stuff around the house and garden.
Spending time with your mate at the weekend Bodgitting.
Bodgitting can include knocking things up by using bits of old timber, trying to mend broken stuff using sticky tape, wire and baler twine or fixing a damaged fence.
Bodgitting by Scarper October 5, 2011
Retarded logic used by a Bodger
" I ordered a C63 AMG Mercedes and don't own a house"

" That proves you are actually retarded"

" No I am not"

That's Bodgic
Bodgic by jobby mcmaster August 27, 2013

Bodgie nut 

Harry proudly walked into the room and told his parents “I did a bodgie nut in the toilet!”
Bodgie nut by Memphis85 April 20, 2019
when someone masterbates you using there armpit.
"shit, no bodging today, i havent put my lynx on"