bobsess

(v) to harbour an unhealthy obsession for one's boss.

mj: dude, i spent all morning googling my hot boss...
ak: dude thats lame, you're totally bobsessed!

bobsess by lucypelt June 28, 2010

Dirty Bobessa 

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans

Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim

Dirty Bobessa by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021

bobsessed 

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys

Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.

bobsessed by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006

Bobsees 

The marking's left on a wall to indicate that all movements, thoughts, and intentions are monitored and seen by Bob.

Jerry Cassowary warned us that Bobsees by tagging it on the wall.

Bobsees by pHoenixROX March 28, 2022

bobness 

usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie

your just a bobness you!!

bobness by allen jamieson April 21, 2005

Bobness 

The essence of emulating Bob.

I glow with a powerful Bobness.

Bobness by Colony October 14, 2003

Boosess 

A secretive but innocent description of anal sex.

I simply asked her if she enjoyed sweet boosess.

Boosess by anonymous November 9, 2022