bobby cocker

Someone that is frustrating, rude, ignorant.
Someone you don't understand that doesn't know how to communicate in an affectionate way. Instead they are just fucking watching football and looking for a place to put their cock...if it was a dude named bobby they would still fuck him if it was happening while watching football (two things football and cock garage they are a "bobbycocker"

Example of correct usage
women : blah blah blah blah Did you hear what the fuck I just said?
Man: ............
Women : fucking bobby cocker

bobby cocker by the mck May 19, 2015

Bobbycock 

To leave phone number and website URL on others' crockery with a sauce, applied by pointed instrument.

when out with friends you become somewhat bored once the meal has been eaten. One elected person then bobbycocks with the left over sweet chilli sauce and a squwer. much to the amusement of onlookers when the waitress trys to read the plate whilst returning to the kitchen.

Bobbycock by bobbycock October 26, 2005