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1 definition by bobbycock

 
1.
To leave phone number and website URL on others' crockery with a sauce, applied by pointed instrument.
when out with friends you become somewhat bored once the meal has been eaten. One elected person then bobbycocks with the left over sweet chilli sauce and a squwer. much to the amusement of onlookers when the waitress trys to read the plate whilst returning to the kitchen.
by bobbycock October 26, 2005