bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

The Lorena Bobbit

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

Bobbitted

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis

Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.

by Venerable white dragon January 28, 2019

Lorenna Bobbit

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2017

Hobbit Bobbit

A small woman who likes to give head

"Man that hobbit bobbit sure can suck a dick."

by 848421115111 November 16, 2007

Bobbit-ectomy

Proper name; a surgical procedure where the male reproductive organ is cut off. The first account of a successful Bobbit-ectomy occured in Manassas, Virginia, in 1994, by Ms. Loreena Bobbit.

"John has recovered nicely from his recent Bobbit-ectomy."

by MonsterMan75 September 12, 2007