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mud bobber 

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.
"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."
mud bobber by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021
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bobbelur pass 

if you like this definition you get a free bobbelur pass, what a bobbelur pass does is ake it so you cant get bobbelurt.
person 1: SHIT I JUST GOT BOBBELURT!!!
person 2: wait, you dont have a bobbelur pass?
person 1: what the fuck is that?
person 2 : it makes it so you cant get bobbelurt!
person 1: how do i get one?!
person 2: like this definition to get one *shows this definition*
person 1: *likes definition*
person 1 and 2: lets goo!!! bobbelur momeeeeeeent!
bobbelur pass by bobbelur February 9, 2021

Bobbette 

An attractive female who goes against the main stream, but is not a hipster.
"did you see that girl?"
"what a Bobbette"
Bobbette by poppajuice September 6, 2009

Bobber Slobber

The accumulation of a copious amount of salvia around the base of the penis shaft, sometimes even dousing and soaking the ball sack, from a person that salivates heavily while giving head. May also be a result of intense deep throating action as well.
Steve couldn't believe how much bobber slobber Rhonda left on his man sack. His balls were drenched.
Bobber Slobber by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Fresh Bobber 

To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.
Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.
Fresh Bobber by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Bobbenwoozle 

A nonexistent word used to describe an item of questionable definition. Often used when you have no clue what an item is or is called. Synonymous with thingamabob, whatchamacallit, dohickey, dumaflache, and the like. Can be spelled or pronounced boobenwoozle.
Person 1- "Can you hand me that bobbenwoozle?"

Person 2- "That what?!"

Person 1- "I don't know what it's called. That whatchamacallit by the lamp."

Person 2- "The weird thing that looks like a giant button, but with crystals?"

Person 1- "Ya, that..."
Bobbenwoozle by Coretella January 17, 2010