A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !
'Hi Bobbert, how are you?"
by FallenAnjel July 4, 2010
A Bobbert is a small, elusive, woodlands creature with an appetite for all that is Doritos. Having a keen sense of 'n00b detection', he can identify new creatures to his domain in an instant. Using his magical leprachaun wings, he flies from tree root to tree root, hitting branches with his head along the way. According to recent studies, he has a primitive worship cycle in which he worships the 'Great Cheese'
by 009. One of the founders of Bobbert[TIE] September 13, 2003
The dankest person that you will ever know. He is a soviet and a meme master. That nibba is a god at memeing shit up. This goes out to my boi. Bobert Bepis Beffery. BTW Nate is black
by Robert boi June 4, 2018
by Bobberts only friend August 10, 2003
The ONE AND ONLY Bobbert, Supreme Ruler of All That is Green. The ears of the Bobbert are very large, large enough to "contain a small child in", as defined by the National Department of People With Connections to The Place. The Bobbert is great friends with Johnny Slurpee-head and others, and will literally kill for anything coloured green. Now go do something better with your life.
by Deepfriedprawn Entertainment August 12, 2003
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
by none other than phil July 23, 2003