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bolens boat boner 

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.
Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

Boner Boat 

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
Boner Boat by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011