Top Definition
A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.
Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 17, 2010
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