blurpis 

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

blurpis by mike charter January 13, 2009

blurpis 

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

blurpis by mike charter January 20, 2009

Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009

blurpie 

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

Blumpiss 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

Blumpiss by jayklaw May 18, 2016

burpista 

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

burpista by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

blurping mud 

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

blurping mud by dfiantone December 16, 2005