blurker 

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.

I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.

blurker by Webster114 December 9, 2008

blumken 

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time

The bitch gave me a blumken

blumken by asspiss April 23, 2003

BLURPEN 

when one smokes purple and drinks budlight

bro me and my friends were BLURPEN for like 2 hours straight last night we were so retarted

BLURPEN by CHANCE OWEN May 25, 2011

Blurden 

Something that is a blessing and a burden at the same time.

Taco bell is a blessing to your mouth, but a burden to your thighs, a blurden.

Blurden by Ninja World War January 25, 2012

blunken 

to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet

that was the best blunken i ever had

blunken by phil February 9, 2005

Bluken 

A sexual maneuver gone wrong

She tried to bring some hot fudge into the bedroom, but she ended up scalding her man's man - total Bluken.

Bluken by Boystown girls March 4, 2008

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

Blunket Blunken by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009