|1.||Cyber Sex Gone Wrong|
Just like normal cyber sex, except one person is either retarded, a noob 2 this sorta thang, or really a 12yr old kid.
Either way, both people are usualy fugly, also known as "lights out jobs".
Cyber sex is also what the internet was invented for
oh, and screen wipes.
Cyber Sex Gone Wrong:-more...
Charlotte: hi, how r u
Dave: fine thanks, although a little nervous
Charlotte: don’t be, I’ve done this before
Dave: Really? well great, so ummm maybe you should start then.
Charlotte: ok sexy
Charlotte: I’m leaning out of my bedroom window wearing a silk nightie. I can see you walking past. You look a little tipsy
Dave: wow, I have actually been drinking tonight
Charlotte: The wind blows my hair and I flick it back over my shoulder.
Dave: Ummm. I look up and notice you
Charlotte: Our eyes make contact
Dave: wow, breasts. I break eye contact and look at your breasts instead.
Charlotte: You like my breasts?
Dave: very much
Charlotte: I squeeze them together and pout at you.
Dave: mucky fat tits, loverly
Charlotte: I nod my head in the direction of my open front door below
Dave : Wow, its open. You shouldn’t leave your door open like that. Anyone could get in u know
Charlotte: Well maybe I wanted anyone to get in. you are anyone Dave
Dave: I walk up your garden path and push your front door open.
Charlotte: You hear me shuffling around upstairs
Dave: Nice house you live in. There’s some nice stuff here. You really shouldn’t have left that door open you know.
Charlotte: I call to you softly from upstairs.
Dave: Pardon? I couldn’t quite here. I was shutting the door and the wind sort of took it out of my hands n made it slam loudly
Charlotte: I call again from upstairs, a little louder this time.
Dave: are u alone in th...
lesbian relationship gone wrong.
Gay relationship going wrong.
This is not worth the bother hunny its gone titsup.
|3.||Swag Gone Wrong|
An attempt at coming off as cocky and/or cool that goes horribly wrong. Equates to a forfeit of one's social life. Usual response is "....no. just no."
Person A: Yo nigga check out this new snuggie I got. Hella fresh ain't it?
Person B: ...................swag gone wrong.
originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear
means: its all gone wrong
see also: tits up
"oh bloody hell, its all gone pear shaped"
Unexpectedly gone wrong or gone awry.
"Since the plane times changed my whole holiday plans have gone pear-shaped..."
When something has 'gone pear-shaped', it means something has gone wrong or not according to plan.
My barbeque has gone pear-shaped - nobody has bothered to turn up.
Whens somethings gone wrong/screwed up
Its gone tits up
meaning its gone wrong, its not working. something like that