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blunked

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1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,
1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House
blunked by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006
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Blunked

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The past tense for Blinking
"Just had a staring contest, I won because she blunked before me"
Blunked by cookie queen February 4, 2014
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Related Words
blunked • bunked • blanked • Blunkett • blunted • blunker • blinked • blonked • blanked out • blinked at

blunked

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When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked
That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?
blunked by melisalw May 12, 2009
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Blunked

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Past tense word for blink
Garrett just blunked and he missed the meteor shower
Blunked by pscott1981 December 15, 2020
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Blunked

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Severely incapacitated or unresponsive due to extreme substance intoxication. Characterized by a state of profound impairment from alcohol, cannabis, or pharmaceuticals, rendering an individual incoherent, unable to walk, or unconscious.
Omg he’s blunked out of his mind, he can barely walk or talk.
Blunked by Sareem July 16, 2026
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mad blunted 

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Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time
"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"

"I know son, i was MAD BLUNTED"
mad blunted by PhiL dA CooKa June 29, 2009
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blanked out 

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When you end up losing all senses for a breaf moment,such as when you are in class and you suddenly lose all focus and everything goes blank but you continue to do what ever it was you were doing before you blanked out
Me:blanked
Teach:hey tell the class what we just talked about
Me:sorry i blanked out
blanked out by Brandon_d777 August 19, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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