blumpie 

to get a blowjob while taking a shit

that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning

blumpie by browntown September 19, 2005

blumpie 

receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet

that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.

blumpie by jedi-one February 24, 2003

blumpie 

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

blumpie by Shep August 15, 2003

a blumpie 

invented by Gene Simmons of the rock band Kiss , when one recieves fellatio while dropping a duece

that dirty gave me a blumpie last night

a blumpie by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

blumperbating by Baker146 January 13, 2011

blurpie 

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

blurpie by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

Bluppie 

(Young) Black Urban Professional

Derived from Yuppie

"Yo, ever since Jerome started working PR for the Gap he became a total Bluppie."

Bluppie by Ajaphilia March 5, 2012