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1. blumpie
receiving oral sex while defacating on the toilet
that broad i brought home from the club gave me a blumpie last night.
by jedi-one Feb 24, 2003 add a video
2. Blumpie
To get a blowjob whilst taking a dump
Man, I got the best blumpie last night.
by Neil Simonton Aug 21, 2003 add a video
3. blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit
that girl was a freak, she even game me a blumpie this morning
by browntown Aug 28, 2005 add a video
4. blumpie
Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.
Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!
by Shep Aug 15, 2003 add a video
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