18 definitions by arlie

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when someone farts and a little bit of shit comes out
dude i need to go and changed my boxers because i just sharted.
by arlie September 05, 2004

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Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself
by arlie September 06, 2004

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when u tea bag someones eye sockets and then u fart directly into their mouths.
dustin woke up to rajeev giving him an arabian sand storm
by arlie September 05, 2004

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While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny
by arlie September 06, 2004

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intensley listening to trance no matter whos around you
don't bother me right now cause im trancing
by arlie September 05, 2004

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when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage
i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl
by arlie September 06, 2004

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when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter
it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her
by arlie September 06, 2004

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